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Old 15th August 2015, 07:03 PM
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Can anyone tell me the truth about noni juice?

http://www.turnsteps.com/health-tips...rful-benefits/
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Old 15th August 2015, 07:24 PM
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The truth is quite clear on the web site to which you linked.

There is no direct claim of its efficacy on that site.

Rather, it uses weasel words, like "people take it for ...", "might help repair ...", "might improve ...", "early research suggests ...", "might reduce nausea ...", etc.

Do you think people should consume something on the basis that it "might" have some effect on a health problem?
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Old 16th August 2015, 12:44 PM
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And while you are on the website you can also invest in one of these;



Apparently effective against;

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Normalize PH Level
Removes bad breath
Flushes out mucous, bacteria and debris
Balances Metabolism
Improves hormonal system.
Strengthens Digestive system
Flush out and clears Kidneys, lungs
Improve breathing ability
Helpful in Voice culture.
Improve general well being
Control Acid Accumulation
Detoxify body.
Stimulates internal organ.
Improves oral and dental health.


Apparently different areas of the tongue are associated with different bodily organs and areas;



Quote:
Scrapping tongue with copper tongue cleaner improves the functioning of all the organs and system mentioned in the picture.
And;

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Buy Granny Delight Copper Tongue made specially with unadulterated precious copper metal, Designed scientifically to give optimum benefits, perfect length, smooth finish, no rough edges..
Precious...umm...copper, designed scientifically mind you to give optimum benefits, a pack of two for the incredible bargain price of only $150 (postage and packing extra).

Don't think we really need to investigate health claims on this website any further than that!
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Old 16th August 2015, 05:35 PM
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And while you are on the website you can also invest in one of these;



Apparently effective against;

Quote:
Normalize PH Level
Removes bad breath
Flushes out mucous, bacteria and debris
Balances Metabolism
Improves hormonal system.
Strengthens Digestive system
Flush out and clears Kidneys, lungs
Improve breathing ability
Helpful in Voice culture.
Improve general well being
Control Acid Accumulation
Detoxify body.
Stimulates internal organ.
Improves oral and dental health.


Apparently different areas of the tongue are associated with different bodily organs and areas;



Quote:
Scrapping tongue with copper tongue cleaner improves the functioning of all the organs and system mentioned in the picture.
And;

Quote:
Buy Granny Delight Copper Tongue made specially with unadulterated precious copper metal, Designed scientifically to give optimum benefits, perfect length, smooth finish, no rough edges..
Precious...umm...copper, designed scientifically mind you to give optimum benefits, a pack of two for the incredible bargain price of only $150 (postage and packing extra).

Don't think we really need to investigate health claims on this website any further than that!

Steeeereve! You know how when someone else is telling you about the time they were accidentally stabbed in the eye with a toothpick, and your eyes start to water?
Well now my tongue is all yuck and ick and I don't even have a word for it, but it's like my tongue wants to fold itself up and NOT be scraped with that thing.
Not.


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Old 16th August 2015, 05:38 PM
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Can anyone tell me the truth about noni juice?



http://www.turnsteps.com/health-tips...rful-benefits/

Az don't even think about giving sites like this any of your money.



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it's crap stay away from it
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If you want vitamin c then orange juice has a lot more and is much cheaper.

None of the numerous other claims of health benefits for Morinda citrifolia have been substantiated.

Plus it tastes like shit, so it fails my use test right out the gate.
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It will cure cancer though (fruit juice detox).. Mmm maybe not.

http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/...-1227289939010
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The latest "snake oil"!!!
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Old 17th August 2015, 10:06 AM
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I wonder if there are any theraputic properties of "Yoni" juice? :-)
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