Go Back   AFA Forums > Science, Logic and Reason > Ask a scientist

Ask a scientist Not up to speed with science jargon but have a sciency question?

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 29th July 2017, 11:41 AM
Darwinsbulldog's Avatar
Darwinsbulldog Darwinsbulldog is offline
AFA Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Perth
Posts: 18,063
Default I got me a straight banana, are they safe to eat?

Looks perfect, except there is hardly any curve. I remember seeing Kirk Cameron's instructional video on the God-given perfection of the banana, and so I am afraid I am eating an abomination and will go to hell. Please help.



Or was it ray Comfort? ???
__________________
Just stick to the idea that science tests falsifyable hypotheses to destruction.

Last edited by Darwinsbulldog; 29th July 2017 at 11:42 AM.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 29th July 2017, 12:28 PM
Mjt's Avatar
Mjt Mjt is offline
AFA Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: rural
Posts: 5,676
Default Re: I got me a straight banana, are they safe to eat?

Quote:
Darwinsbulldog said View Post
Looks perfect, except there is hardly any curve. I remember seeing Kirk Cameron's instructional video on the God-given perfection of the banana, and so I am afraid I am eating an abomination and will go to hell. Please help.



Or was it ray Comfort? ???


It's a plantain! They pretend to be bananas then they kill your soul with their chalky awfulness.
Kirk was right.
Or was it Ray?



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
__________________
Twisted Sister
Reply With Quote
Laugh at Darwinsbulldog, Voltairine laughed at this post
  #3  
Old 29th July 2017, 12:36 PM
The Irreverent Mr Black's Avatar
The Irreverent Mr Black The Irreverent Mr Black is offline
Improvises with common tools.
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Toontown
Posts: 2,190
Default Re: I got me a straight banana, are they safe to eat?

It was bent, but acting str8 in case Kirk and Ray sent it to Jeebus-based aversion therapy!

Actually, saw a doco from one of the Chaser chappies on ABC, and it's surprising how many 'nanas get hoiked for being too big, or str8, etc.
__________________

Next time a Von-Danikenesque fucknugget arises,
remind me of the Socratic method.

Last edited by The Irreverent Mr Black; 29th July 2017 at 01:16 PM. Reason: unintended typo fixed
Reply With Quote
Laugh at Darwinsbulldog, knowledge is power, Strato laughed at this post
  #4  
Old 29th July 2017, 12:55 PM
Darwinsbulldog's Avatar
Darwinsbulldog Darwinsbulldog is offline
AFA Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Perth
Posts: 18,063
Default Re: I got me a straight banana, are they safe to eat?

Achoolie, y'all it woz delicious!

I suppose I will pay the price and lose my immortal souls though. Too bad.
__________________
Just stick to the idea that science tests falsifyable hypotheses to destruction.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 29th July 2017, 03:08 PM
Mjt's Avatar
Mjt Mjt is offline
AFA Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: rural
Posts: 5,676
Default Re: I got me a straight banana, are they safe to eat?

Quote:
Darwinsbulldog said View Post
Achoolie, y'all it woz delicious!



I suppose I will pay the price and lose my immortal souls though. Too bad.


I will burn toe nail clippings in your honor.



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
__________________
Twisted Sister
Reply With Quote
Like The Irreverent Mr Black liked this post
  #6  
Old 29th July 2017, 04:27 PM
Strato's Avatar
Strato Strato is online now
What Me Deluded?
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: The Bellarine, Geelong.
Posts: 5,077
Default Re: I got me a straight banana, are they safe to eat?

Quote:
The Irreverent Mr Black said View Post

Actually, saw a doco from one of the Chaser chappies on ABC, and it's surprising how many 'nanas get hoiked for being too big, or str8, etc.
Especially with the pink ones.

I must say they are rare. And they surely wouldn't be halal.
__________________
The key supposition? We're living in one of many universes. Many universes.
The Hidden Reality - Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos. Brian Greene.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 07:46 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Feedback Buttons provided by Advanced Post Thanks / Like (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2017 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.