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A tequila bar in Nottingham is registering itself as The Church of 400 Rabbits and claiming to be a place of worship. It's a loophole that may earn them eternal damnation
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If the Romans caught you jerking-off in the public & used your feet in domestic violence; they will nail your hands & feet.

*jesus picks up milk* this is my ...

Jesus picks up a girl. I didn’t know she was a prostitute

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When a banker comes along.... You must whip it!

"Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie ... "

*starts playing Chop Suey* "Faaather!! Faaather! Faather Faaather! Father into your hands I commend my spirit..."

Not Stairway to Heaven??

Jesus picks up a girl in a bar, “this is my second coming”.

Jesus picks up Buddhists and says, "I'll take you back to Jerusalem!"

The song is called Space Oddity...

Papà don’t preach

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I'm surprised you didn't get to the weird bits: "An octopus has three hearts, nine brains, and blue blood"

If God was high when he designed the octopus, he must have been on a helluva bender when he came up with the platypus."It's like, an egg laying cat that lives in water but with a duck beak and borrows a beaver tail and little sea monster feet with claws and a poison spur and... Oh man I'm soo bent."

That's the infamous Blue-ringed octopus! Found un Sydney Harbour among other scenic spots, it can kill in under a minute. The glowing blue rings mean it's armed and alarmed.

I saw a silly tourist ( from somewhere in the Middle East) pick one up at our local beach/rock pool. I ran over & smacked it out of his hand. Got spat on (& I think sworn at 🤷🏽‍♀️) for my efforts. Smh 🤦🏽‍♀️

You forget the part where he decided it should be incredibly dangerous

Tiny but deadly too

Blue ring octopus - enough venom to kill 24 people by paralysis, if you get stung and can get to a ventilator to breath for you for 15 hours you'll be fine.

Give it 9 brains and 3 hearts too

Then there's the platypus. That thing's from another planet.

And eight vaginas.

And make its brain doughnut shaped

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And one arm is actually a penis

This blue ringed octopus is native to where I am in Australia. Its also incredibly venomous. I believe you have around 20 minutes to do something about being bitten or you die. I had one crawl along my arm once, suffice to say it scared the absolute crap out of me.

Seen heaps of these when l was a kid. They're pretty small but pack a punch.

*its arse

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Shoalhaven Councillor Kaye Gartner says local government prayers are a test of the real value we place on #ReligiousFreedom. #auspol #nswpol #SecularGovernment #EndReligiousPrivilege
MORE: https://www.nsl.org.au/columns/prayers-issue-a-test-for-real-value-of-religious-freedom/

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Reminder: submissions on Labor's draft policy platform are due 30th Nov.

Our previous post on this: https://www.nsl.org.au/columns/is-labor-turning-its-back-on-secularism/

We must not privilege expression of belief such that it undermines the fundamental rights, freedoms & safety of others.

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https://www.alp.org.au/platform-consultation-draft/

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In this 'My View' column, NSL president Peter Monk writes that, with widespread support even among the religious, #VAD legislation must be introduced in QLD in early 2021 despite opposition from faith-based groups. #qldpol #auspol #EndReligiousPrivilege
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The 2019 @DeptDefence Census has been released, showing a significant increase in the number of personnel reporting as non-religious -- further evidence that we need to keep moving towards a #SecularMilitary.
#auspol #adf #EndReligiousPrivilege
MORE: http://nsl.org.au/columns/new-figures-reveal-rapid-growth-of-non-religious-military-demographic/

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