1 April 09

The recent rejection of Atheism by the president of the Atheist Foundation of Australia Inc, David Nicholls, has left the organisation in disarray. Nicholls has convinced a number of AFA Committee members to join him in a new venture.

David Nicholls said, “We have decided to start a new organisation of a religious kind because of the tax free status and other financial benefits and of course, it is the truth. We have named it Indoctrinology.”

“This way, as with all religion, we merely have to state we believe in a supernatural entity and the money and converts will come rolling in, all tax free and paid for by the average taxpayer. We are expecting our fair share of faith-based grants from the government as well.”

“And of course we really, really, really do believe in the concept of invisible stuff which needs slavish adoration. What sane person wouldn’t?”

“People who donate to our new group will have a tax deduction and we will have a nice little earner. It’s a win, win situation. Keep an eye out for our new web site and donation form.”

Media Contact:
David Nicholls
Atheist Foundation of Australia Inc
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Ph: (08) 8835 2269
Website: http://www.indoctrinology.org.au
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